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George is Back... with a Vengeance!

Category: DNF
by Yatta, on Mon Jan 12 2009, 01:41pm

A very brief, light Twat discharge from George Broussard renders the fans to become cautiously optimistic:

Game developers often say "Cutting is shipping". We begin this year with a vengeance and a chainsaw.

Cross your fingers and PRAY, damn you



Worked on menu design and layout with Pete and Layne for a couple of hours.

Interesting... not to make any false insinuations, but isn't menu design something you'd work on when you're pretty far into development?  This might be a good sign.


Presenting the New Forums

Category: Site News
by Yatta, on Sun Jan 11 2009, 11:42am

You asked and we delivered, just in time for the new year!  Actually, it had been a while since we wanted to upgrade/update our forums, because we needed something that went hand-in-hand with the new look on the main page.  Aside from the new design, which was done by our very own masterful RedSplat, there's tons of new features on our forums.  If you're a regular poster, you'll definitely enjoy the new experience.  If you haven't registered on our forums before, now's the time!  Click the image below to check out our new forums:


By the way, if you're having graphical problems, update your fucking browser cache!  It's easy--just hold CONTROL and press F5 three times. So long, old forums!


Happy Holidays from!

Category: Site News
by Yatta, on Wed Dec 24 2008, 01:53pm

This is our fourth Christmas since the birth of the site, and what better way to celebrate this holiday than with Micki's awesome new Duke Xmas drawing?


Simply amazing, Micki. 


George's Xmas Surprise

Category: DNF
by Yatta, on Thu Dec 18 2008, 04:17pm



Update #2: George speaks on Shacknews:

Don't worry, all you ask for is there and coming. This was originally a level that Allen made and printed, to use as wrapping paper for our xmas party gift exchange. We thought it looked neat, tweaked it and released it as a wallpaper. There is a lot of color and whacky locations in the game. These are just some of the enemies. We're going for a non-cartoony style so you're not going to see lots and lots of color and camp on the enemies themselves.

Thanks for the heads up Zach!

Original News Item:

Slap me on my ass and call me Yattix, because we might see more of DNF before the year is over, after all.  George's latest Twat discharge:

Keep your eyes peeled. A little xmas surprise is on the way later today. Don't get too excited, but I think you'll like it.

Don't get too excited?  Come on Georgio.  We're as pathetic as whores these days.


3D Realms Christmas Party Photos

Category: 3D Realms
by Yatta, on Sun Dec 14 2008, 12:02am

Among the photos is an interesting gift wrapping with a picture of the cycloid empreror and pig cops.


Thanks to Techbot for flipping the image and all.


Dear Loyal Visitors...

Category: Site News
by Yatta, on Sun Nov 30 2008, 01:29pm

We'd like to acknowledge that we haven't had a news item in over a month, and that there hasn't been much (if any) DNF-related information to report on.

However, please be advised that we are still actively monitoring and maintaining the website, and that we are standing by daily for new content to arrive.  We have no intention of abandoning or closing the website.  Our forums are still active and moderated, and we're proud to be able to continue serving the Duke Nukem community and hope to do so for years to come.

That being said, let us all hope for a Christmas present from 3D Realms--after all, they used to be quite generous with holiday gifts back in the day.  Finally, we'd like to take this opportunity to thank our visitors for staying loyal to us and keeping the website traffic high up!


Additions to Our Grabbag Gallery

Category: Site News
by Yatta, on Fri Oct 17 2008, 10:12pm

We've got new Grabbag covers!  Assloads of them!  Most notable of all is Piano Man's awesome--you guessed it--Piano Grabbag, which has got to be one of the most unique compositions of the song I've heard in a while

You know what to do.  Get the songs, create a mix CD, and pop it in to a session of sexual activities--what better music is there to score by?


150 Duke Nukem 3D Total Conversions

Category: Duke3D
by Yatta, on Wed Oct 15 2008, 02:15pm

As a treat to all the fans, we've compiled a file containing around 150 Duke Nukem 3D total conversions.  It contains most of the TCs released for the game from 1996 through 2008.

We realize that you'd probably like to be able to browse through the total conversions in a more organized fashion, which is why we're working on a concept for bringing a fully-featured Duke3D Mods section to


05 Podcast #3, Marty´s "Ladykiller" Art

Category: Site News
by Yatta, on Sun Oct 05 2008, 12:17pm

Click here to download Podcast #3
podcast3.gifKeiron, Kristian, Micki, and I have put together a one hour recording for the hardcore Duke fans out there--make sure you check it out, or you'll miss hearing Clint Basinger's awesome Duke Nukem voiceHere's a list of things we cover in the podcast--the document was written by Keiron, who directed and hosted the Podcast as well.  He is now in charge of our Podcast Department and will try to make new podcasts available on our website once a month.  To give your feedback, ask questions, or make comments on our podcasts, you can e-mail or call our Podcast Hotline at 206-426-3533 (Seattle, Washington area code) and leave a message.

In other news, Marty's amazing talent never fails to disappoint.  Here's his latest piece, entitled Ladykiller:


The full-size image is 1920x1200--just perfect for a wallpaper!


Duke Nukem 3D Tops XBLA September Sales

Category: Console Duke
by Yatta, on Tue Sep 30 2008, 11:16pm

Major Nelson of Microsoft has released weekly stats that indicate Duke Nukem 3D is the #1 ranked Xbox Live Arcade game for the week of September 22nd.  Also equally impressive is the fact that Duke3D is now one of the Top 10 Xbox 360 Live games--that's saying a lot, considering its competitors are all modern games like Halo 3 and GTA 4.  Go Duke!

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